They are everywhere and they are obnoxious. Every child and every 20-something has one and African immigrants are selling them by the handful on every street corner. People use them on boats, they use them on buses, they use them in the horse carriages. People pay 50 euros for a tour and spend the whole time taking pictures with their phones on the end of their selfie sticks.

What did you see on your vacation? Oh, a whole bunch of stuff over my shoulder.